Saturday Night Live Forgets to Replace Weekend Update's Colin Jost

Yesterday news broke that comedian Michael Che would be replacing Cecily Strong on the Weekend Update news desk this fall. As welcome as a new black player is on a variety show that so often lacks, well, variety, most couldn't help but wonder, "why do we need another dude?" » 9/12/14 10:45am 9/12/14 10:45am

How Chris Pratt and Jennifer Lawrence Can Avoid the Backlash

2014 is clearly the year of Pratt when it comes to lovable, ~totes normal~, DTEarth celebs. Comparisons to Jennifer Lawrence have been flying left and right on academic discourse website Twitter.com. But the backlash, or should I say Prattlash, is imminent. So how can these sweethearts dodge the fangs of too much… » 8/07/14 2:00pm 8/07/14 2:00pm

Completely Accurate Emmy Predictions

As the 2014 Emmy Nominations came in yesterday morning I couldn't help but recall each and every Emmy Awards ceremony of yore since I was present for all of them, thanks to wizardry and complicated elixirs. Based on that grand, age-less, lonely knowledge, here are my 100% correct predictions for who will take home… » 7/11/14 11:10am 7/11/14 11:10am

Where To Focus Your Telepathic Energy During The USA vs. Belgium Game

Hardcore fans to newly minted hooligans to passerby co-workers just interested in grabbing some of the snacks provided will be tuning in to watch America battle those Belgian bastards this afternoon (4 PM EDT). Aside from actually being there, however, how can your cheers and thoughts affect Team Soccer Eagles? » 7/01/14 1:40pm 7/01/14 1:40pm