Completely Accurate Emmy Predictions

As the 2014 Emmy Nominations came in yesterday morning I couldn't help but recall each and every Emmy Awards ceremony of yore since I was present for all of them, thanks to wizardry and complicated elixirs. Based on that grand, age-less, lonely knowledge, here are my 100% correct predictions for who will take home… » 7/11/14 11:10am 7/11/14 11:10am

Where To Focus Your Telepathic Energy During The USA vs. Belgium Game

Hardcore fans to newly minted hooligans to passerby co-workers just interested in grabbing some of the snacks provided will be tuning in to watch America battle those Belgian bastards this afternoon (4 PM EDT). Aside from actually being there, however, how can your cheers and thoughts affect Team Soccer Eagles? » 7/01/14 1:40pm 7/01/14 1:40pm